Notifications per second. Used to measure the speed of notifications on facebook.
Stop tagging me on pics if I'm not in it! I'm getting 20.0nps and it's annoying!!!
by E1-M0123 May 26, 2010
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Stands for Nude Pic's or Naked Pic's. A picture of sexual orientation. Mostly of the boobs or vagina area. Booty may be included.
Person 1: Yo NP'S?

Person 2: No You Pervert

Person 1: :(
by Amilni May 29, 2010
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Near Pants Shitting Experience

An event that scares you so badly you almost shit your pants.
The other night, I had an NPS experience when my car slid on a patch of ice going into a tunnel.
by JL Patrick March 21, 2013
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Non-Possessional Snobbery, expressing negativity regarding an object currently considered nouveau chic or current nerdity without having actually purchased or viewed the object.
Jack: hey dude, have you seen this movie?
John: No, it sucks.
Jill: Sounds like NPS
by Jerk Dently May 27, 2015
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Acronym for "No Problem, Glad I Could Help". Popular among the youths (and certain scrum masters), np gich is used for when just saying 'no problem' is not nearly as polite as you would like it to be. Best when used in emails and teams chats to unsuspecting millennial co-workers.
Person 1: "Thanks for letting me borrow your car to go skiing at Mt. Snow this weekend"

Person 2: "np gich"
by HolaSoyJuanita February 19, 2020
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