Sarah : Ew... she's like 17, and he's like 40. And he spends the entire series trying to kill her! How can people even ship this? This is my NOtp for sure.

After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.

Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.

Tumblr user 1: yo man diD YOU EVER S EE (insert OTP here)
Tumblr user 2: no dude gross they are totally my fuckin notp

My NOTP will always be Jason x Molly. (Just made the names up off the top of my head.)

Person 1: yo do you ship lapidot
Person 2: that's my notp mate

Person 1, "Dam man, I do not think I can finish my buffet plate."
Person 2, "NOTPS, None of that pussy shit man."

Omg, Rachel and Jack? They are my total Notp