WHEN THERE IS THIS GUY, AND HE LIKES THIS GIRL, BUT HE DOESNT THINK THEY ARE DATING EVEN THOUGH THEY CLEARLY ARE. AND YOU WANK TO SHOOT YOURSELF.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.