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the act of when a man streches out a women's ass hairs very tightly, and then proceeds to play the native norwegian national anthem. the man will continue this melodious symphony, until the female reaches the point of the "squirt".
Tim - " Yo, i was totally hit'n katya last evening, when i started rock'n out to the native tune."

King SwAGKiiD LeX - " Did You Pull Off The NORWEGIAN GUITAR HERO ? "

Tim - " You bet yo, had to end it early becuase she busted at the chorus. "
by Norwegian Sex March 26, 2011
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The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).

Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”

There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Billionaires are having a dick swinging space race while the earth experiences record breaking heatwaves that cause sea creatures to literally cook inside their shells. We need planetary quarantine.
by monkeylabor July 14, 2021
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