The shit residue around a protruded asshole, typically found after being vigorously fucked and/or fisted .
by eggos January 06, 2015
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When you get a cup of coffee and you’re bored so you put a bagel on top of it till you get a golden crisp several hours later.
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David: Hey man! Why are you itching your crack so much? Didn’t wipe enough?
Josh: I am fine. I appreciate your concern, but my windy bagel is talking to me
Josh: I am fine. I appreciate your concern, but my windy bagel is talking to me
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