by Gary Coleman; Charles March 16, 2004
When a religious Jew(beard, peyos, tzitzit etc...) is walking down the street, a secular Jew who was previously talking to his friend about something secular will suddenly switch the topic to keeping kosher or going to Shul to tell the religious Jew that he is Jewish as well. Hence, the religious Jew was bageled.
by kahanetzadek June 05, 2011
“God is watching. How many times have you gotten laid this year?”— Janitor
“Bagel”— Todd
(making zero symbol with hand)
“Bagel”— Todd
(making zero symbol with hand)
by cakelo February 12, 2010
Bageled term mostly used in Badminton where the an opponent is shut out meaning scoring zero points.
by Max, D March 02, 2008
by G shiznit March 27, 2005
When multiple guy friends get naked with their erect penises out while they have one non participant. For this, the non participant will need assorted bagels. The amount depends on how many friends playing, how many rounds you want to play, etc, but it has to be different types of bagels. Keep in mind, this non participant will also have the responsibility of getting, and keeping, the players erect.The non participant, or host, then proceeds to fling the bagels onto the players' erect penises until they can hold no more bagels, The bagels tossed are at random. When everyone can fit no more bagels, there is a random bagel chosen blindly from the remaining bagels. Whoever has the most of that type of bagel on their respective penis is the winner. In this game, the bigger, the better effectively with more room for bagels. So whoever said that size does not matter obviously never went bageling.
"Hey Will, let's go bageling tonight!" - Rob
"Sure man, let's give Mikey a call. He's always down to bagel." - Will
"Sure man, let's give Mikey a call. He's always down to bagel." - Will
by RetsamEvals June 01, 2013