by piggggggggyyyy May 13, 2020
Waffle bag- Placing a mans testicals inside the lips of a woman's vagina, and using her thighs to press/flatten testicals like a waffle iron
by Bnutt716 February 12, 2016
David: Hey Johnny! What do you have for lunch today?
Johnny: Uhhhh...a walmart bag?
David: Why didn't you bring the entire dumpster to school today?
Johnny: Great idea! I'll do it tomorrow!
Johnny: Uhhhh...a walmart bag?
David: Why didn't you bring the entire dumpster to school today?
Johnny: Great idea! I'll do it tomorrow!
by Epic Bird November 01, 2020
a bag that is purchased in the beginning of summer and is used through out the season, stylish yet convenient
by cr@!g!ng+0n August 16, 2010
a back pack with an aztec design in which a male of female will carry on their back. person should walk wth general swagger whilst carrying a super cool swag bag. they can be purchased from topman/topshop.
"hey dude,youve got a 'super cool swag bag"
"have you heard about dans super cool swag bag?"
"i would like a super cool swag bag"
"have you heard about dans super cool swag bag?"
"i would like a super cool swag bag"
by tizkellin May 29, 2012
The act of ejaculating into your hand after direct intercourse from behind, and smearing it into your partners face without warning. A customary shout of "SURPRISE" should follow
Chris 1: "Man, my girlfriend is really pissing me off"
Chris 2: "You should tell her off!"
Chris 1: "I'll just give her a Surprise Bag"
Chris 3: "SURPRISE!!"
Chris 2: "You should tell her off!"
Chris 1: "I'll just give her a Surprise Bag"
Chris 3: "SURPRISE!!"
by Mr.Watch and Game June 17, 2011

