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Not my problem. Used in a really, derogatory, off hand way. Used to show that you really don't care. Almost a "I told you so" phrase.
You better go clean that shit up, it's NMP
I tried to tell you she was a ho, NMP.
NMP, you go find the money to pay the shark
I tried to tell you she was a ho, NMP.
NMP, you go find the money to pay the shark
by stuntedmonk April 11, 2007
Jul 15 Word of the Day
The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).
Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”
There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”
There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Billionaires are having a dick swinging space race while the earth experiences record breaking heatwaves that cause sea creatures to literally cook inside their shells. We need planetary quarantine.
by monkeylabor July 14, 2021
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"a problem is presented."
- NMP
- What's that?
- Not My Problem. As in, I really don't care, nothing you say or do can truly hurt me. And I don't like you, I barely tolerate you.
- NMP
- What's that?
- Not My Problem. As in, I really don't care, nothing you say or do can truly hurt me. And I don't like you, I barely tolerate you.
by time is still. August 06, 2017
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From the Monk T.V. episode 'Mr Monk Gets Fired'
Commissioner Brooks:
I don't care. The man is toast. He'll never work for this department, with this department or in this department again! And I'm pulling his private liscense!
Captain Stottlemeyer:
No you can't do that.
Commissioner Brooks:
It's all ready done!
Captain Stottlemeyer:
Commissioner Brooks, Police work, detection, that's all Monk knows. If you do that it will kill him.
Commissioner Brooks:
That's NMP! Not. My. Problem.
Commissioner Brooks:
I don't care. The man is toast. He'll never work for this department, with this department or in this department again! And I'm pulling his private liscense!
Captain Stottlemeyer:
No you can't do that.
Commissioner Brooks:
It's all ready done!
Captain Stottlemeyer:
Commissioner Brooks, Police work, detection, that's all Monk knows. If you do that it will kill him.
Commissioner Brooks:
That's NMP! Not. My. Problem.
by ceruleanblue June 29, 2012
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Neo-Morality Police, the opposite of "SJWs".
A growing community of online reactionaries who dismiss any attempts to be progressive or egalitarian movement through pejorative terms.
A growing community of online reactionaries who dismiss any attempts to be progressive or egalitarian movement through pejorative terms.
by peachesandlily June 02, 2015