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Nlm(Nobody loves me) and everyone hates me i should just go already I'm sorry for wasting your time.
by SADB☺YS September 05, 2017
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Jul 17 Word of the Day
A Bloomer is someone with a bright outlook on life who is optimistic in nature. Bloomer's frolic in every opportunity to be happy and try to make the most out of life. The opposite of a Bloomer is a Doomer. The term Bloomer originated specifically as a counter to the Doomer on sites especially like 4Chan.
"After getting married he became a Bloomer."
by Le Cringe February 27, 2019
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Keystroke pictogram for giving someone the middle finger. Also acceptable is the nlm mln (two hander), as well as the added thumb version ( \nlm mln/ ).
Hey Jeremy, nlm ya lick knob!
by Don December 03, 2003
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a shortcut to using the words: "No Laughing Matter"
dude: DUDE MY DAD JUST DIED!!!
other dude: rotflmao!!!
dude: THIS IS NLM!!!
by ze pwn3r February 17, 2007
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Girlfriend: Baby please NLM.

Boyfriend: Aww don't worry babe i'd never leave you, you're my everything.
by BazookaGoBoom10 July 14, 2018
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