A NIGEL (usually written in capital letters) is a name for a person who is unbelievably fantastic that everyone should know or already knows about that person.
A NIGEL AFFECT (once again, written in capitals) is the name for a particular person who is unbelievably fantastic AND can win against anyone at anything.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods

Nigel is...what is he? He can be mean, selfish, flawed in so many shallow ways, but then you go deeper. Something is in him, something about the way he sees the world. Hes self conscious is all, he struggles to fit in and to breathe in air thats being taken up by so many others. Its the way his jaw curves, his eyes- the way they set on you in such deep intensity at those rare moments. Its his dark hair, his deep voice, his laugh, flaws, jealousy, secrets, beauty, everything. THATS what Nigel is.

a black or Australian preppy kid who's fucking skills are superb. Upon encountering a Nigel have a box of condoms on hand because your attempts to resist his sexiness will be futile! Although rare, it is possible to become pregnant from having a conversation with a Nigel so proceed with caution.

A increasingly uncommon Latin-based name derived from Neil. Meanings include "Champion" and "Black". Can be shortened to 'Nige'.

Dunno what everyone has against Nigels...They're actually super nice and smart🤦🏽 ♀️🤦🏽 ♀️ They are big foodies and are super sarcastic. They're moodlifters and have good mindsets about societal issues which is great! They also are rlly nice people to have deep convos with --> good friends :)