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As its name (National Health Service) would suggest, it is a nationalised healthcare system in place in the United Kingdom. Despite being the target for regular criticism, it nonetheless still does its basic job of providing medical care to anybody regardless of their financial and social background.
The NHS may be a bit rubbish, but at least it's always going to be there in an emergency.
by Stivlobits May 27, 2009
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May 13 Word of the Day
lil mad is like big mad but the opposite, you mad but not mad to the extent of pullin somthin
"look im sorry i ate your food"
"is cool im just lil mad"
by lilbabiey November 30, 2018
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No Head Syndrome, an anti-STD, is caused by an extensive period of time without oral intercourse. NHS commonly results in a prominent display of Blue Balls.
Person 1: Hey did you hear about Cambo?
Person 2: Yea, I heard he hasn’t gotten head for a year!
Person 1: Truly a terrible case of NHS.
by schulson March 11, 2018
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Acronym for "never had sex"
"Dude, are you part of the NHS club?"
"Nah man! I put in my two weeks notice three weeks ago."
"Fuck man."
by madskils695 March 28, 2008
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I was nominated for it but I didn't want to do community service so I didn't do it.
NHS is for nerds like me and your mom.
by lick dicker May 04, 2003
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