As its name (National Health Service) would suggest, it is a nationalised healthcare system in place in the United Kingdom. Despite being the target for regular criticism, it nonetheless still does its basic job of providing medical care to anybody regardless of their financial and social background.

No Head Syndrome, an anti-STD, is caused by an extensive period of time without oral intercourse. NHS commonly results in a prominent display of Blue Balls.

I was nominated for it but I didn't want to do community service so I didn't do it.

the national hockey stadium in Milton Keynes, frequented by a handful of "frenzied frannies" whenever Franchise FC play a home game. They are mostly outnumbered by the away fans.

National Honors Society

Smart people across the nation are recognized for their brains and then are told to tutor those who need help.

UK National Health Service, a way for the government to bury problems with poor healthcare provision and poor worker morale under the guise of providing universal ‘nationalized’ healthcare which is actually making more money for private companies than for society

1. Shorthand for "no homo" a term popularized by rappers such as Cam'ron.

2. Shorthand for "nice hand" a term commonly used at online poker sites such as Party Poker.