A middle class town where the only stores in the area are used car shops, gas stations, gun shops, tattoo parlors, and banks. The high school is torn to shreds by the countless decades of unfortunate children that have attended there. The kids that populate pelham are too busy to fix there broken school because they are always getting high.

What Dog the Bounty Hunter says after a bad beat.

For a small town it sure has allot of assholes. The town is run by select board and town manager that does not give a shit about the town, only their own egos. But wait, the fire department is a bunch of douche bags that think they are hero's, but in reality couldn't save a penny, much less a home or person.
This small town is also afflicted with flat landers that come up from Massachusetts and think they own the place. Fucking stay home assholes

where all the black people are from, cuz we all know that they were cooked by the sun

Windham NH is place with many self-important people who have moved up from Massachusettes bringing with them all their wants but no money. They sold their overpriced houses in Mass and bought even more overpriced McMansions in Windham that they can't afford. Their main activity is figuring out how to spend taxpayer monies so they can let socialist teachers raise their kids. Windham's electrical infrastructure is one of the poorest in the state, with long term blackouts a common occurrence. They have a new town park that is used by more out-of-staters than locals. Windham's industrial tax base consists of gas stations and donut shops with an occasional dry cleaner that have caused so many new traffic lights to be installed that what used to take 5 minutes to get thru now takes 30. The town does have the old townie clicke that keeps to itself and still thinks it's in charge but in actuality the school system controls and bankrupts the town. The town does have a pond that used to be quaint but is now so overpopulated that the water quality is one of the poorest in the state and invasive weeds are starting to choke it and with New Hampshire's subjective property 'view tax' some cottages on the pond have a tax bill that is greater than the value of it. In short Windham is infested with spoiled Gen Xers and Gen Yers who were raised to spend other people's money all the while believing they are rich.

A place in New Hampshire that borders on Maine. It is filled with townies, and people of that nature. It's filled with awful Red Sox fan's and Hicks like the rest of the state. It is filled with moose, deer, and things like that. The only benefit of the town happens to be Mikaela.

National Hangover Service Direct (hangover can mean come down)

You know the morning after the night before when you wake up and your head is pounding, your mouth is like a camel's ass and your stomach is doing loops. If you haven't been sick the night before you are now and looking at food makes you wanna puke all over the place. You can't believe that this foul painful feeling could simply be caused by a few innocent sweet drinks so convinced you are dying you go on nhs direct.
After typing your symptoms into the search engine it will come out with an illness that matches but isn't a hangover. Perfect. Now you can tell everyone this is what is wrong with you making you the victim not the perpetrator and meaning you don't have to go to work and worry for 8 hours about if you are going to vomit on a customer.
Also good for finding illnesses to excuse feeling generally rubbish that will get you out of work/college.