by brianna July 31, 2004
5150 mentally ill mental bipolar manic depressive
NOT GUILTY BY REASON OF INSANITY. A get out of jail free card.
NOT GUILTY BY REASON OF INSANITY. A get out of jail free card.
Prosecuting Attorney: "Mrs. Vickers, is it, or is it not true that you tried to contact your cousin Andres, whom is a known Mexican Mafia leader now serving three life sentences in the SHU at Pelican Bay State Prison to kill your husband?"
Mrs. Vickers: (with her head in her hands weeping) "Yes, but you don't understand, I am a certified bonafied 5150 since childbirth."
Jury: "Your honor, we find the defendant NGRI, not guilty by reason of insanity."
Judge: "Is that your final verdict?"
Jury: "Yes your honor."
Judge: "Mrs. Vickers, you are found NOT GUILTY of murder in the second degree. You are free to go. Court adjourned.
Mrs. Vickers: (with her head in her hands weeping) "Yes, but you don't understand, I am a certified bonafied 5150 since childbirth."
Jury: "Your honor, we find the defendant NGRI, not guilty by reason of insanity."
Judge: "Is that your final verdict?"
Jury: "Yes your honor."
Judge: "Mrs. Vickers, you are found NOT GUILTY of murder in the second degree. You are free to go. Court adjourned.
by The Anrkissed May 10, 2008