A guy walks into McDonald's with no shirt, prison tats, meth eyes and sporting a beat up Winger hat. So you must murmur "NFL"
Note:
You can also substitute other words for the "L" and challenge friends to determine what you are ragging on. Example, you're at a party and a guy walks in with "Business on Top and Party in Back" hair. You say "N.F.M." and glance at the guy. Your buddy will have to check out the guy and figure out you meant "Nice Fucking Mullet".
Note:
You can also substitute other words for the "L" and challenge friends to determine what you are ragging on. Example, you're at a party and a guy walks in with "Business on Top and Party in Back" hair. You say "N.F.M." and glance at the guy. Your buddy will have to check out the guy and figure out you meant "Nice Fucking Mullet".
by Stuk February 03, 2006
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by Henrico Popadopolus January 11, 2004
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The dumbed down version of the CFL (Canadian Football League) meant to produce hicks to watch halftime shows, commercials, and cheerleaders.
by saaaaaaaaaaywho November 14, 2010
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League where a bunch of guys plan for days just to run plays that lasts 5 seconds and they are getting paid millions of dollars just to do it then they bitch about how they aren't making enough money when they are getting paid $10 million a year. If you want to see real football watch a soccer game where the players are much better athletes that can keep running for 90 straight minutes and not stop after 5 seconds just to do the same thing all over again.
Fag
League
League where a bunch of guys plan for days just to run plays that lasts 5 seconds and they are getting paid millions of dollars just to do it then they bitch about how they aren't making enough money when they are getting paid $10 million a year. If you want to see real football watch a soccer game where the players are much better athletes that can keep running for 90 straight minutes and not stop after 5 seconds just to do the same thing all over again.
Guy 1: Did you se the interview with Ty Law after the NFL game last night?
Guy 2: Yeah but all he did was complain about how he wants more money so he can pay for another mansion and private jet
Guy 2: Yeah but all he did was complain about how he wants more money so he can pay for another mansion and private jet
by Alan Baker July 11, 2006
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Where fat gay men in spandex get paid to slap each other on the buttocks in what is mostly refered to as fake football
by Gumba Gumba April 10, 2004
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A football organization, who at the superbowl one year had all of the lights go out after half time. The middle of the game, and there were no lights. NFL stands for No Freaking Lights.
by Elisa Townl February 05, 2013
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