nfs - not for shit. This means no chance, no way, no chance in hell. Used in MSM conversations or other forms of text communication.
Can I borrow some cash next time we meet up?

NFS you mooching bastard.
by DoCoMo January 11, 2005
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Nigger faggot or 🅱️igger 🅱️aggot
Zodia: you're such a nf
Me: no u
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Zodia: nf pp😔
Me: nf pp😔
by Tohka_jpg July 30, 2019
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Leggings as pants are worn by people with no NFS. They're ugly, look bad, and give them camel-toes. Don't do it.
by bkmtny September 14, 2008
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A quicker way to say "not funny. didn't laugh" when someone is being really unfunny.
A good time to say this is when someone says yeet, a ugandan knuckles joke, or a ligma or sugma joke. This tactic can be used to destroy people's lives in a matter of seconds, and cripple them beyond repair. Be careful, gamers.
Guy 1: LMAOO LIGMA!!! PICKLE RICK LOL DO YU KNO DA WAE!!!"
Guy 2: nf;dl
Guy 1: oof that's some hot tea! *yeets away*
by gumblemut October 24, 2018
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An abbreviation for the phrase "Just Chillin'; No Flex", used by fitness enthusiasts to describe that their physique (usually in the form of photographs) is not enhanced by the clenching of muscles or the sucking in of the gut, and that they are indeed in a relaxed posture.
Bro #1: "Dude, bro, I was checking you out on Facebook, and you looked ripped! Are you on steroids??"

Bro #2 "Dude, no. JC;NF."
by jjtheconquerer May 01, 2011
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when somone gets their hair shaved very short or even bald just like NF's do
man1 "u like my haircut"
man2 "haha thats an NF haircut"
by Mo Money May 05, 2005
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Someone that is suffering from No Fucking Idea
You're suffering from nf itous
by Bookin poo March 27, 2019
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