Ned is the mascot from the twenty one pilots Chlorine music video who is seen when Tyler and Josh fill up the pool. Ned is a gray cat-alien species who is really short.

Some people also created some religion out of it called "Nedists" where they think Ned is god
Someone: Is Ned cute or ugly
Someone else: idk
Someone: you tell me, he's just a short gray cat
by Ned is Epicly God November 19, 2019
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Big Aussie Bloke which likes to shoot bush turkeys and hates the teachers and the girls love his cock
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Ned is a not only a non educated delinquent, but also an amazing guy. We shouldn’t just dismiss Neds, because they are great in bed and always up for anything that can be thrown at them in multiple ways xxx
Person: who’s this great guy who can’t talk

Person 2: oh probably Ned
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A sexy dude who mashes pun on a daily, all these bastards are jealous so they write bad things about Neds probably because he took their wife. Neds are limited as parents have no imagination. People who write negative stuff about a Ned or it’s acronym they 100% suck there dads little winky
Big dick , probably ned lol
by Yungestincharg3 June 08, 2018
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The best person to have ever walked anywhere. The best person in the universe and mashes the most pum
Neds are limited because white people have no imagination of child names and no way are you gunna find a black ned
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A true epic gamer and musician, more so than that fucking loser Ted
'Woah I sure am glad I am Ned, not that stupid fucking idiot Ted'
by NotNedThisIsTedISwear June 02, 2020
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