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Best T.V. show out there. Can be a little corny at times but it is not your usual dry, boring, no personality investigative show. I would advise everyone to invest some time in watching this show.
NCIS right out of interigation.
Tony - That's okay boss you will break her in round 2.
Gibbs - There won't be a round 2.
Tony - But boss you didn't break her!
Gibbs - Yeah I know Dinozzo, I was there.
by Hiyousuck February 06, 2009
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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The Naval Criminal Investigative Service, some of the best federal agents out there. People often assume that everything NCIS is related to the show-it's a good show, folks-but the actual agency does exist. They solve crimes and handle criminal matters related to the United States Navy and Marine Corps. They employ special agents, lawyers, forensic scientists and computer technicians, to name a few of the people that work for the NCIS.
Maddie: I just graduated from FLETC and I am now on my way to becoming an NCIS agent.
Dave: Oh, like in the TV show?
Maddie: No, as in a federal agent who solves crimes concerning the United States Navy and Marine Corps.
by NevadaCharlieIndiaSierra November 06, 2010
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The NCIS is from the navy. Navy CIS on TV ==> Anthony DiNozzo, Caitlin Todd, Leroy Jethroy Gibbs, Abbygail Sciuto, Donald Mellard ...
by ~nina~ September 27, 2006
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A non conforming individual. One who mocks cheerleaders and refuses to conform to cultural norms just for the sake of making others feel better. They thrive on challenging the status quo and find other NCI to support them in their endeavor to do so, which would make them hypocrites if it weren't for the fact that they refuse to conform to one style of fashion, which makes it all ok.
"That morning Shellie knew she had found a kindred NCI when Katie walked into the classroom wearing boxer shorts over her blue long johns."
by Nebby Nebs February 03, 2010
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No Caps Intended ... when in AIM conversations the accidental slip of a finger onto the caps button can lead to way different meanings because when people type in caps it generally means they are yelling.
Tom: I have to go TAKE A SHIT
Bill: Okay man, calm down, is it that bad?
Tom: No sorry nci
by Joe102938 October 13, 2007
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I have a friend who wants to know if it's gay that he masturbates in front of the mirror. NCI.
by Bates III November 05, 2009
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