The Mavericks won the NBA Finals last year.

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak

Guy 1: “Yo bro what does the “NBA FINALS“ even mean”

Guy 2: “It’s another name for a guy who goes nearly ever year since the late 2000s, LeBron James. He is the finals”