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A sporting event consisting entirely of an endless series of left turns in which millions patiently wait for someone to turn right.
I just don't understand NASCAR
by blindspot February 17, 2005
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Association for
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Car
Auto
Racing


A sport most popular in the South Eastern part of the United States. It consists of cars going around at very high speeds and can drivers can get seriously injured or die.
Don't forget to watch NASCAR race on Sunday.
by Swarsfanatic June 01, 2005
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Just a bunch of rednecks screaming at cars
Redneck 1: I LOVE NASCAR!!!
Rednecks 2: FUCK YEAH HE JUST TURNED LEFT!!!
by KimboSlice115 February 16, 2018
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A large group of redneck jack offs driving around in a circle for 3 or 4 hours with the sole purpose of determining which one has the biggest dick. For some reason society has deemed this activity a professional sport.
Why NASCAR is even mentioned on SportsCenter is beyond me.
by Insanity August 30, 2005
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What rednecks call a sport. NASCAR is purely about going in a oval, turning left for about a hundred laps, while wasting gas on their V-8s.

NASCAR fanatics say NASCAR is a sport because the temperatures inside the car can reach 120F. But so do other forms of auto racing.

Rallying requires more skill than just turning left. Super GT also has 120F temps inside cars, but they actually require REAL skill, not turning around some oval for 100 or so laps.
NASCAR is not a sport.
by Zakamaru June 05, 2007
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