by blackfoot August 09, 2009
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by Capheine December 10, 2003
The National Association for Stock Car Auto Racing. It is the fastest growing motorsport sanctioning body in the world, and has divisions in the US, Canada, Mexico, and now Europe. It is commonly used as the object of bigotry by many people, claiming only trashy southern people watch and compete in it and that the cars only make left turns. NASCAR competes on a wide variety of ovals and a handful of lengthy road courses in its top-two divisions, and the majority of incoming drivers that are hired into the Sprint Cup Series actually come from the north in this day and age. Contrary to popular belief, auto racing is very physically demanding,with a driver typically losing 10 pounds during a race. It also does require skill, and even road course racing veterans experience difficulties on ovals when they crossover to NASCAR.
1st guy: Hey, did you watch the NBA last night?
2nd guy: Nah, I was watching a great NASCAR race.
1st guy: Why do you watch a bunch of rednecks in cars make left turns?
2nd guy: Why do you watch a bunch of black guys in shorts run back and forth?
2nd guy: Nah, I was watching a great NASCAR race.
1st guy: Why do you watch a bunch of rednecks in cars make left turns?
2nd guy: Why do you watch a bunch of black guys in shorts run back and forth?
by Firehawk2410 June 18, 2012
An American stock car auto racing series. Certainly used to be fun to watch, then CEO Brian France destroyed it with the Chase for the Cup, the Car of Tomorrow, and his incessant ways of changing the rules, letting Jimmie Johnson cheat and win, and trying to be the auto racing monopoly of the United States. Sorry Brian, but your racing series is a corrupt good ol' boys society.
DW: That NASCAR race sure is exciting out there, look who's cheat... leading out there, ol 5-time Jimmie in the Lowe's Car!
Larry: NASCAR is certainly playing favori-
*2-HOUR COMMERCIAL BREAK*
Larry: NASCAR is certainly playing favori-
*2-HOUR COMMERCIAL BREAK*
by Geff Jordon June 05, 2011
by Orff Bajsligan September 18, 2005
by Piranha May 15, 2005