Narp stands for National Asociation of Real People!

Narping is defined as removing the cap from someones water bottle, inverting the bottle, and leaving in upside down and open so that one cannot access the bottle without spilling the contents of said bottle.

A very ugly/custy thing. A narp is a disgrace to the world. They have horrible personalities and are extremely ugly. If you look at a narp, it hurts your eyes.

No apparent reason punch.

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
a.k.a SEBI HICKMAN

A Narp is someone who is a sexy god in which no one can resist them. Mostly irresistible physically.

Narp is a deep, meaningful word, which can mean many things...

Calling for attention is one..

Cool people use it to express themselves, kind of how a baby cries for food, but a word for adults.