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What my friend uses to explain any non varsity athlete at our school. Short for a Non Athletic Regular Peasant.
Athlete 1: Hey, did you talk to Sandra about the homework assignment?
Athlete 2: No I don't talk to NARPS
Athlete 2: No I don't talk to NARPS
by Monkeyman 15515 November 07, 2017
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person.
Most often seen commuting from home to the University of Toronto.
Most often seen commuting from home to the University of Toronto.
by Scott Pippen November 05, 2016
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a term used to describe somebody with mulliganitis, a disease that tends to infect non-athletic young men who attempt to play sports and fail miserably, usually resulting in structural damage to a knee, ankle, etc.
by DareWilliams December 29, 2010
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Non Athletic Real People. People who go to a gym, workout class, or anything athletic and have no business being there, which is reflected in both their effort and physical appearance.
In the event of an alien invasion they would be the first to get captured and turned into fertilizer.
In the event of an alien invasion they would be the first to get captured and turned into fertilizer.
Today in class when everyone was doing partner pushups that NARP girl was on her knees hi-fiving the air then left 10 minutes early.
by T Macalicious March 28, 2013
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Acronym. Stands for:
Non
Athletic
Regular (or Retarded, your preference)
Person
just another unpopular, unathletic nerd. quite possibly gay, or dumb, these people are nuisances to cool, athletic people.
Non
Athletic
Regular (or Retarded, your preference)
Person
just another unpopular, unathletic nerd. quite possibly gay, or dumb, these people are nuisances to cool, athletic people.
Jon: yo Matt, look at Chung Choi, he runs a ten minute mile.
Matt: word bro, his fat Asian ass hits the books all day.
Jon: He hits on more than Books, he also hits on Jack. What fag, dude
Chung: Hey, i Play Chess, That's a Sport! And My sexual preference is none of you business!
Matt: Just because Chess is a Sport doesn't make you an athlete, or cool. C'mon Jon, lets ditch this N.A.R.P.
Matt: word bro, his fat Asian ass hits the books all day.
Jon: He hits on more than Books, he also hits on Jack. What fag, dude
Chung: Hey, i Play Chess, That's a Sport! And My sexual preference is none of you business!
Matt: Just because Chess is a Sport doesn't make you an athlete, or cool. C'mon Jon, lets ditch this N.A.R.P.
by Folenator May 30, 2011