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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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Aug 1 Word of the Day
the act of texting people while you are pooping
ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)

person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you

or

person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you
by mr.poopter January 26, 2011
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A Non-Athletic Regular Person. NARPS are commonly seen trying to perform rather easy or basic athletic tasks but failing miserably at them. Such tasks include gym class kickball, dodgeball, flag football, ultimate frisbee, beach volleyball, and swimming. On rare occasions however you will catch a NARP trying to perform mildly advance soccer trick known only as the jester. or a nerd. someone who is not athletic at all.
NARPS could be friends of basketball players who try to play basketball with them and fail miserably.
by kparian April 22, 2010
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Non Athletic Regular Person in regards to cadets at service academies who are not intercollegiate atheletes. Tend to be nerdy, uncoordinated and socially awkward
by MALICIOUS C7 March 04, 2010
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how the members of the Cornell Women's Basketball team refer to anybody that is not on their team. short for a non athletic regular person
Marie: "Wow he's such a narp"
by cornHell March 09, 2017
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Non-Athletic Random Person

A term the athletes on campus use to describe the rest of the student body
-at a party-
Jock 1: Who the fuck are all these narps???
Jock 2: I know man, like Get out my face!!! Fucking narps get on my nerves.
by Machete Masta G.2 October 02, 2012
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Chandler Earnheart- The light skinned boy that originates from northern Virginia with minimal athletic ability and very low game spitting skills.
Yo that kids such a narp, lets kick his ass.
by laxitupp June 30, 2010
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