North American Pavement Ape. A poorly behaved black male in his teens or early twenties. Often raised by unwed, single mothers in poor environments, their upbringing is marked by an absence of discipline and appropriate role models, and a lack of access to quality education. Because of this they are poorly socialized and often engage in "cheap signaling" such as wearing hoodies, not pulling up their pants, loping or slanting instead of walking fully upright like normal bipeds, and loitering in gaggles at convenience stores. In extreme cases they will also engage in crime or violent behavior. Seen most often in urban areas, since they like to prey on scared, weak white people like the kind that live in big cities (not in the red states, where many whites are armed and dangerous.)

Derived from "Squillionaire," "squill" is a dereogatory term for anyone who accumulates, flaunts, hoardes, or otherwise posseses wealth beyond reason.

North American Pavement Ape, an alternative for the slang porch monkey. It describes a person from African decent.

A small wine vine-growing town in the North Bay area.

The population is about 50-50 whites to other ethnic groups. It's NOT 92% white, not even close, so M. Du, shut up.

At the junior college, whites are a minority. I live here, I know this.

And we like being called Napkins, it's a funny term we enjoy. Nap-kins. Yessss.

We also have a state hospital to get locked up in if we're naughty.

There is NOTHING to do in this town. We're bored out of out minds. Seriously.

..and we don't hate surrounding towns.

If you're a tourist and you come to visit - drive the speed limit. Nothing gets people crazier than being behind drivers going 30 in a 45 zone.

a town that is going downhill really fast these days, what with all of the yuppie fucks moving here and ugly buildings going up.

Need Another Part Already