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N.O.B.

Nipples On Blast. This is a more explosive version of T.H.O. (titty hard on)

Did you see Becky with the good nips? You could see that N.O.B. through that thick wool sweater!

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bricked up

to sport a boner, fly the sail at full mass, rock hard, etc.

"I had a lot of cartoon characters that used to get me sexually aroused as a kid... The female reindeer from the Rudolph claymation series, when I was in preschool, I used to be bricked up watching that shit." -Jack Harlow

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nob

British slang term for the penis. Typically used as an excellent cheap insult. Used in jest (above "moron", just below "twat", and well below "cunt"), or used to describe someone who is doing something you think is annoying or a bit crap.

Scenario 1: one of your friends walks into the room and throws an apple at you. You reply: "Don't be a nob."

Scenario 2: your aging boss thinks he has broken his laptop because the battery ran out. You say: "Hah. He's such a nob."

Scenario 3: you have gonorrhoea, and it's making your nob hurt.

by Zaarin2007 November 18, 2007