The n-word police are the greatest kind of police. We are the strongest kind of people and we stand for no racism. Anyone who says the n-word and is not black will be unwillingly and painfully circumcised. You have been warned.

when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk

Is a branch of the united states military. It's usually an oppressed black person or a Hispanic person (With a valid n-word pass of course.) that makes sure no white or Arab person says the n-word.