When trying to pleasure a woman and having absolutely no success at it. You use all positions, tools, and tricks, and still she is nowhere even close to climax. She has what is known as the Mythical Clitoris. Give up, you are not going to find it.
Sam: Are you going to kick it with Staci tonight?

Mike: Hell no. I gave her my best for four hours last night and she didn't even flinch. Skank has a Mythical Clitoris.

Sam: I found it.
by joeymaree January 18, 2009
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Mythical Mew is a owner for the discord server Kritter Krew, he has admitted several times how much he loves Kritter. All of Kritter's fans are waiting for them to get married UwU
"Kritter x Mythical Mew"
-baconbits55, Skillz, and LexieTheMudkip
by Chief Walrus August 10, 2020
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The wheel Rhett and Link spin at the end of every Good Mythical Morning that has random mini improve skit
Link: Thanks for liking commenting and subscribing
Rhett: You know what time it is
Video clip: Hi I'm _____ from______ and it's time to wheel of mythicality
Link:*spins wheel*
Rhett: *Reads the wheel* Link is Rhett's guitar
by fangirl47 October 14, 2016
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Slang for the burning sensation while you pee caused by an STD.
The mythical inferno whenever he went to the bathroom was a cold, stark reminder never to frequent an Asian prostitute without protection.
by #ReachForTheSkylar June 02, 2013
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Mythical Politics, also refered as Political Mythicalism, Supernatural Politics, Political Supernaturalism or even as Mythicalism and as Supernaturalism, is a political movement and ideology that advocates mythicals (supernaturals) should participate of politics such as create political parties and even create mythical countries. Mythical politics usually advocates socialism, classical communalism and extraphysicism, and focused on counter speciesism and awtokism. But there is also right-wing mythical politics, that advocates neoliberalism, conservatism, bioconservatism, speciesism denial and awtokism denial.
"Mythical politics are going to be part of the politics of 2020's, since no one has thought on mythical politics before 2020's."

"Mythical politics shows that even supernatural and mythical beings can be subdivided into left-wing and right-wing."
by Full Monteirism January 02, 2021
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Appearance of being stellar at skiing or snowboarding, but actually sucks. Can usually be spotted wearing steezey clothing while riding the magic carpet.
Look at Jerry's mythical steez over there on the magic carpet.
by EvanTheBestSkiierInHanover March 11, 2017
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