Mythical: A person who by modern terms is considered to be smoking hot by a member of the opposite sex. Opions vary depending on weather a person can reach full mythical status, usually defined by how many drive bys one must do to confirm this previously mentioned status.
"Hey Betty did you see that new mythical working at the Caltex?". "Sure did mate, he was the mother of all mythicals!"
by Kcgrey January 21, 2014
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Mythic is a well known user in the ddos community and he owns anyone he wants to, he can also code in any language known to man.
Mythic is super overpowered
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A pointless word that refers to unicorns. People using this word are usually lame, have no social life, and play Oblivion/World of Warcraft for hours. Kids of better taste in word choice will use a much better term: LEGENDARY
Connor says: "Im a lvl 80 shaman."
Burdick says: "Dude mythic!"

by Lazzzzzzzzzzzzzer April 07, 2009
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A mythic bitch is a female who portrays 'bitchy' qualities, but in a stunningly majestic way. Most people don't even know they're talking to a mythic bitch because of the elusive nature of this creature. Mythic bitches feed on the souls of their enemies.
"Selma just conned me out of my lottery winnings. But damn is she sexy. That mythic bitch.
by breakfastcult May 21, 2015
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A Mythical Beast is the term used to refer to a fan or fans of Youtube 'internetainers' Rhett and Link.
by Vulpis Vulpis July 08, 2015
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A good/beautiful bean that should be praised.

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Mythical Sam? Yeah, she’s the best!”
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The Mythical Griffon refers to the sexual act where a male pulls out of the female right before ejaculation (typically in the missionary, cowgirl, and other related positions where the participants are facing each other) and cums into one's hand and simply, openhandedly, slaps the female across the face, or bitch slaps her, unexpectedly thus splattering the semen all over the female's face hopefully to get it in the eyes, mouth, ears, nose and hair.

Can also be accomplished using the "Cymbal" effect: a two handed Mythical Griffon via Doggie Style by clapping one's hands on the face of the female unexpectedly after having came in both hands and rubbed together as if playing the Cymbals. Sometimes referred to as the Cymballic Mythical Griffon.
"She had taken Excedrin and wine together by accident and I was boning her blacked-out ass in standing missionary and then I pulled out and fucking Mythical Griffoned the shit out of her!"
by beefcurts May 18, 2010
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