Cthulhu was giving ten hand jobs at once, but didn't consider it Mythical Beastiality, because there was no penetration.
by G.T. Collins November 23, 2009
A company aligned with the forces of darkness and evil. They have created a once highly enjoyable video game, Dark Age of Camelot, only to destroy it by future expansions driven by greed. These expansions are released only to destroy the very core of the game at the expense of the emotions and psyche of the people who pay them money. The main reason of these expansions is to get people to pay $39.95 for the latest overpowered items and classes in the game. This is highly unneccessary on Mythic's part, as they could charge a 39.95 yearly in addition to their monthly fee and people would pay that gladly to play a kickass game. The people who are directly responsible for the creation of these expansions will likely burn in the fiery depths of Hell for their sins against its devout playerbase.
I had to quit playing Dark Age of Camelot because Mythic Entertainment keeps fucking its game up with these stupid ass expansions. Not only are the abilities, items, and classes wildly overpowered. The timesink required to get these things makes it not worth playing imo.
-- Styxx, IPK cluster
-- Styxx, IPK cluster
by screw hibernia June 22, 2005
by WeirdSpecialties May 31, 2017
a morning where everything seems to be just perfect and amazing and is probably the best morning of your life. sadly this morning doesnt exist so its a mythical morning.
i wish for a mythical morning.
by whatgum July 13, 2012
The child caught in the downfall of man via his trusty chode, which was forged bla the fire of Satan's toe nail. With his famous words he spoke "ohh ohh i spilled my spaghetti o's"
by JR_1215 January 13, 2017
The ratio between any two different mythical creatures, weapons, items, or persons.
This ratio is calculated by dividing the weapon, person, or creature's kills or lives saved by one hundred.
This ratio is calculated by dividing the weapon, person, or creature's kills or lives saved by one hundred.
by Real_NoobToob October 28, 2020