Myth-Afton is the kind of girl that when you get to meet her she will be shy at first then she show's that she's dead and that she can turn into any animatronic she wants. She also shows people that the Afton family is not something you wanna mess about. Myth is good at video games and will try to help if needed. She has very little friends as most of her "friends" only like her because of her power. Very little people know about her and the people that do know her she treats very great and will always care if a loved one is lost. Myth show's kindness to people that have never seen it before. She'll share everything with you and tear herself apart to keep you happy. She is also The strongest creature ever but she still feels everything like feelings and pain everyday.
Kimberly-Who's that?
Glitchtrap- That's Myth-Afton, The strongest creature ever.
Kimberly- STOP HURTING Myth-Afton
Glitchtrap- That's Myth-Afton, The strongest creature ever.
Kimberly- STOP HURTING Myth-Afton
by Myth-Afton November 04, 2020
"The stripper myth is, 'I'm stripping to pay my tuition.' No you're not, there's no strippers in college. I didn't know they had a college that only took one dollar bills."
by BrittanyRose February 23, 2008
MORMON MISSIONARIES: Hi, we're from the Church Of Jesus Christ Of Latter-Day Saints.
FUNDAMENTALIST CHRISTIANS: Do you believe in Joseph's Myth?
MORMON MISSONARIES: Yes, we believe in Joseph Smith.
FUNDAMENTALIST CHRISTIANS: Ha ha! You just admitted that Mormonism is Joseph's Myth!
FUNDAMENTALIST CHRISTIANS: Do you believe in Joseph's Myth?
MORMON MISSONARIES: Yes, we believe in Joseph Smith.
FUNDAMENTALIST CHRISTIANS: Ha ha! You just admitted that Mormonism is Joseph's Myth!
by Elder Berry March 04, 2009
The twisted, even funnier version of myth busters where your hosts Adam Savage and Jamie Hydeman put extreme myths to the test.
Tonight on Myth Confirmers: I'm Adam Savage, and he's Jamie Hydeman, and we're going to kill God.
Tonight on Myth Confirmers: We're going to see if that my wife left me is true.
Tonight on Myth Confirmers: We're going to see how long you can commit tax fraud without being caught.
Tonight on Myth Confirmers: We're going to see if that my wife left me is true.
Tonight on Myth Confirmers: We're going to see how long you can commit tax fraud without being caught.
by InsaneBolt963 October 21, 2020
A 7 year old 2D MMORPG, what could have been a great game, was ruined by the complacent powers that be.
Several shard servers exist, keeping the MOS addicts with their daily fix.
One bright person decided that Soma stood for "Sits On My Ass".
Several shard servers exist, keeping the MOS addicts with their daily fix.
One bright person decided that Soma stood for "Sits On My Ass".
Person 1: What have you been doing for the last 3 months?
Myth of Soma Gamer: Punching my way to 22 Constitution, I need some sleep now.
Myth of Soma Gamer: Punching my way to 22 Constitution, I need some sleep now.
by Woohzal January 22, 2008
by Monkwy May 02, 2018
This is an uncommon slang term for masturbation. It is refering to the ancient Egyptian creation myth in which the god Amun masturbated in order to create the world, and its people. It was believed that if the Egyptians did not carry out the ritual every day, utter chaos would ensue.
Hear about Andrew in class?
Yeah, I heard he was caught recreating the myth in the bathroom. Poor guy.
Yeah, I heard he was caught recreating the myth in the bathroom. Poor guy.
by Rameses II December 22, 2004

