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Someone that refuses to shower after sport or wears, underwear or shorts preventing teammates from seeing the dick.
See Tom after the game? He was a real mystery dick.
by Aussie big boy October 16, 2020
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May 15 Word of the Day
A few weeks ago, no one had “cheugy” in their vocabulary . Now everything is saturated with the word. It’s in our heads. It’s in our homes. Everyone is asking: “Am I cheugy? Am I a basic ass bitch? Am I GUILTY of being cheugy?”

The proliferation of cheugy in the mainstream discourse can only be attributed to one source: mental terror. It’s an orchestrated psychological trap to make you question your tastes and interests in the eyes of others.

You are not a cheug. YOU’RE PERFECT!!!!

It is very suspicious that the cheugy mascot is a Minion, a literal cyclops, a deformed
yellow panopticon in overalls ... do not let the all-seeing eye to control you. Be vigilant. Resist cheugy psyops.
Becca is another victim of cheugy psyops. I saw the garbage truck take all her Ugg boots yesterday. She even removed “I LOVE The Office!” from all her dating profiles. She’s unrecognizable.
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by Callmemaybe69 May 12, 2021
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When you're watching a guy+girl porno, and they're going at it, when suddenly another dick or even whole male appears on screen and it becomes a three way.
"I was watching a porno, and it musta been the camera man's mystery dick that appeared in the girl's mouth"
by AD17 May 25, 2007
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A dick you have sex with but never see . You never get a picture , and you never have to give head .
Girl 1: how was your date with James???
Girl 2: it was great ! We hooked up but he slipped me that mystery dick . Where does it come from? Why can’t I see it ? And why do I not care ? I orgasmed 5 times

girl 1: ohh , that’s great sweetie !! I’m sure he’s not hiding anything. Men are shy about their penises. ( said unconvincingly ) Do you think you’ll take the mystery dick again?

Girl 2: mmm, I don’t know . Kind of weird . What if his cock looks like a baby’s arm with a hand ?? I can’t take that chance . I’m going to tell him I want to be friends and go on day dates, instead!!
by Alikitten123 October 13, 2020
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