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The small pieces of indeterminate origin that have found their way into chip shop curry sauce. They may look horrible but are damn tasty.
Customer: What are these floating bits in my curry sauce?
Chippy owner: What...those? Why young sir...those are mystery lumps!
Chippy owner: What...those? Why young sir...those are mystery lumps!
by Milky655 April 21, 2010