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Similar to a douche canoe except they are cheap and they don’t drink alcohol.
Guy 1: Hey buddy you want to grab some wings and beer after work?

Guy 2: No way man, Costco has a sale on bologna sandwiches and alcohol is just bad for your health

Guy 1: Jeez man, you’re a real Myshock aren’t you
by AZ LOVE March 29, 2019
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When the “crush” has no intentions of taking things further, but they like the attention. So they flirt here or there, send dm/texts just to keep the person interested, knowing damn well they’re staying single.
Danielle was so flirty the other night, he messaged me 3 times just to say hello, I think he’s coming around.

No Susan he’s breadcrumbing you just so you’ll keep nibbling at his heels.
by Briness March 15, 2018
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When MySpace is down for a period of time and addicted kids can't log into their accounts.
MySpace: "Sorry! an unexpected error has occurred. This error has been forwarded to MySpace's technical group."
Addicted kid: "OMG, I'm starting to go into MyShock!"
by Tory C. August 18, 2007
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