A town full herpe infested whores, skanks, hoes, bitches. Most middle and high school students have one or more STD's, have been or are prego, and have had there "vcard" stolen or gaven away.

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.