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The Myocardium is a thin muscle in the center of your chest. It is as big as your fist, and it transfers non-oxygenated blood into the lungs. If you haven't already guessed, it's the fucking heart.
I've got you in my sights MORTAL. I will now continue to RIP OUT YOUR MYOCARDIUM!
I totally went to medical school and know what a Myocardium is.
I totally went to medical school and know what a Myocardium is.
by Hecking Degenerate December 09, 2019
Jun 5 Word of the Day
A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
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the organ in your body that beats the fastest when your making amazing memories with your best friend.
by imyhb May 18, 2020