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Noun (my-croft-fill-ia)

The excessive desire to collect umbrellas; a devotion to cake.

Alternative meanings:
The desperate fear of diet and exercise.
Do you seriously have a sword hidden in your umbrella?
Of course, I have Mycroftphillia.

Maybe you should diet-
*screams and cries*

What’s wrong?
He has Mycroftphillia.
Oh, sorry.
by no-sh!t-im-sherlocked January 15, 2021
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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