An omnipotent being that can and will completely annihilate any and all persons attempting to defeat him. A creature so stunningly handsome that he has been known to make women stop dead in their tracks only to begin violently fucking themselves with various objects while screaming his name. Although it is rare to see him outside, he has been told to have a small pygmy like women attached to him at all times. Regardless of all of his God like features, on most occasions he retreats to his normal state as a majestic lion that smells of flowers. Basically, a Michael Cramer is all around better than you in every way.
by Whatcha-ma-call-it June 15, 2010
Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.
As the sun sank down over the pier, the children fishing gazed in horror as the lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into Mercury retrograde.
by BatWingg May 17, 2021
by Mycal's Friend May 28, 2010
1.Mycal is a male name from west Africa. He's a typical guy who is very humble, respectful, social, easy-goer and self-conscious.
2. This is a name that describes a good dude who handles everyone the way they treat him. He don't give a damn about what haters say but just stays real.
3. He's a kind of dude every gals wish to date because he is a lover boy, so strict about any girl he go out because his passion is not to make her cry but to treat her right like a Queen Mama.
2. This is a name that describes a good dude who handles everyone the way they treat him. He don't give a damn about what haters say but just stays real.
3. He's a kind of dude every gals wish to date because he is a lover boy, so strict about any girl he go out because his passion is not to make her cry but to treat her right like a Queen Mama.
Jessie: ' I wish had a boyfriend like Mycal because he's a kinda dude who's so affectionate and passionate when it comes to relationships he is such a coolest guy on the planet.
Tina: ' Aww, so sweet!!! I'm going downtown right now I may find one OMG!!!
Tina: ' Aww, so sweet!!! I'm going downtown right now I may find one OMG!!!
by M. V Kalum April 17, 2019
by Sunset Magnolia August 05, 2018
May 29 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose

