Damn right you are not the father! But go ahead and take care of it, because my dick has places to be.
by Hank McDizzleson May 21, 2010
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A rap song by Mickey Avalon, that brags about the wonders of a large dick, and degrades those unfortunate enough to have a small, otherwise useless pecker.
My dick: cost a late night fee
Your dick: got the HIV
My dick: like an M16
Your dick: broken vending machine
My dick: sick and dangerous
Your dick: quick and painless
Your dick: got the HIV
My dick: like an M16
Your dick: broken vending machine
My dick: sick and dangerous
Your dick: quick and painless
by yo-yo baiter June 22, 2008
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Your most valued object in your possession. You treat it like your dick, very gently and only let people that you REALLY love touch it.
by Gray. July 26, 2010
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I bet that dudes favorite thing found in a women is personality, my favorite thing found in them is my dick!
by BOSS BITCH12344321 December 22, 2011
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