Your most valued object in your possession. You treat it like your dick, very gently and only let people that you REALLY love touch it.
Dude! Don't mess with that CD! That thing is my dick!
by Gray. July 26, 2010
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when something is very drastic, good in taste or exciting.
yo man that sandwich was delicious AS MY DICK
by jhonneer December 12, 2008
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My favorite thing found in a women; is the biggest
I bet that dudes favorite thing found in a women is personality, my favorite thing found in them is my dick!
by BOSS BITCH12344321 December 22, 2011
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when a girl is obsessed with a guy to the point where she won't stop calling/texting him or trying to get him to talk to her
*Guys phone rings*
*He tells his friend to say he's not there*

friend: it was that kelly chick asking for you to call her back

guy: fuck man! this girl is so annoying!! i fucked her one time and the bitch is still on my dick!
by M4NI24 March 8, 2010
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A large object usually seen in holes; for example, glory hole, fanny hole and or bum hole
My dick was shuved in your deep wet hole
by Glorioushole December 20, 2016
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Me:my dick is small, are you sure you want to suck it?
Imaginary girlfriend: no not anymore
by Short penis February 18, 2020
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MY DICK! refers to a simple interjection that can show emphasis on a particular subject. This term can be used in any part of a sentence; it is neither a noun nor a verb. MY DICK! is said with no emotion of the body, other than the serious “What now” look on the face. MY DICK! originated in south Asia by Dan Moody as boredom took its toll in the immense heat. It has been used to make people laugh, but also to deplete one’s self confidence. Use this term whenever you want, however you want, and wherever you want. Still to this day, there has never been a come back to the term, MY DICK!
Hey, I found the remote control; looks like it was on MY DICK!

I found the part you need to order. It's called MY DICK!

Hey Soldier, you better stand at MY DICK! when talking to an NCO.
by 92's May 13, 2011
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