an exclamation of surprise or dismay following the delivery of important or significant news, as one would be surprised after shitting the bed
Guy #1: "Hey dude, we're going out to the club after the game."
Guy #2: "Well, shit my bed, that's gonna be a hell of a good time."
by Go Hogs! August 30, 2010
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Usually referred to in gay terminology, whereas chicken would be a young teenage male, desired by a significantly older gentleman, to be in his bed for sexual satisfaction
Holy hell - I cant believe it, Joe who is in his 40s, got drunk last night and had 'chicken in my bed' with that 18 year old kid whose name starts with an M!!!!
by NAMBLA LOVER 6969 May 03, 2007
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