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A song by _Lemon Demon_. It’s about someone who killed some motherfucker that insulted his trains. Rightfully so.
In the club, the Model Railroad Club,
A motherfucker said shit about my trains.
Might as well have took a shit on my brain
Cuz I went insane.
I laid track on his ass with a styrofoam bat.
But the president never did let me back after that.
Shit, I said, "Fuck you.
Who the fuck needs a punk ass choo-choo crew anyhoo?"
My trains, uh.
My trains, uh.
I got small ones. Tiny little trains.
I come down here just to get away.
My trains, uh.
M-m-m-m-my trains, uh.
It's like magic. Magic trains.
I wish these trains could take me away.
A motherfucker said shit about my trains.
Might as well have took a shit on my brain
Cuz I went insane.
I laid track on his ass with a styrofoam bat.
But the president never did let me back after that.
Shit, I said, "Fuck you.
Who the fuck needs a punk ass choo-choo crew anyhoo?"
My trains, uh.
My trains, uh.
I got small ones. Tiny little trains.
I come down here just to get away.
My trains, uh.
M-m-m-m-my trains, uh.
It's like magic. Magic trains.
I wish these trains could take me away.
by the ouma piss fic March 17, 2021