Damn right you are not the father! But go ahead and take care of it, because my dick has places to be.
by Hank McDizzleson May 21, 2010
A rap song by Mickey Avalon, that brags about the wonders of a large dick, and degrades those unfortunate enough to have a small, otherwise useless pecker.
My dick: cost a late night fee
Your dick: got the HIV
My dick: like an M16
Your dick: broken vending machine
My dick: sick and dangerous
Your dick: quick and painless
Your dick: got the HIV
My dick: like an M16
Your dick: broken vending machine
My dick: sick and dangerous
Your dick: quick and painless
by yo-yo baiter June 22, 2008
by noskinnypants November 08, 2010
by A unknown bitch May 08, 2020
A phrase used to explain a situation where person is very infactuated with you and in return becomes somewhat of a nuisance.
by Justin October 12, 2004