Urban Dictionary: Muzzle Loading

The act of packing wasabi in one's urethra with a chopstick, often for money.

That dude passed out after muzzle loading at sushi, but he made $75.

by Meester K. August 12, 2014

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The act of fucking a pregnant women while she's in labor, therefore pushing the baby back up into her vagina.

Guy 1 "Hey Jim i thought your child was suppose to be born the other day?"
Jim "Yeah I didn't want the child to be born yet so I decided Muzzle Loading my wife for another trimester would be a great idea."

by Deadeye487 May 29, 2018

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Muzzle-load

When you pour coca cola into a girl's vagina or ass hole, drop in a few mentos, immediately stuff a racket ball or ping pong ball into the hole and see how far it can shoot out.

Let's muzzle-load the women at the party and see which one can shoot the ball the farthest

by house host August 14, 2021

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Muzzle Load

When you boof drugs and then have them shoved up the anus further by way of butt sex

Yo bro, wanna go muzzle loading?

by Highply January 18, 2019

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Muzzle Loading

The act of blowing cocaine up a girls ass, and then proceeding to have anal sex.

My dick was numb after muzzle loading that girl last night.

by alwaysdabbin January 18, 2016

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the act of sticking a slim like object up a mans pee hole for pleasure

henry and john had a great night muzzle loading

by mungforfun69 November 28, 2017

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