When you fall asleep on your side and some one takes a long stringy shit from your side burn to your chin.

When one shaves their pubic area half assed such as just cropping the top of the vagina and letting the rest of the forest grow wild.

When an overweight man or woman deliberately refrains from wiping their ass, and sits on the face of a consenting or non-consenting individual, giving said individual the appearance of having long, shitty mutton-chop sideburns

The 'Creamy Mutton Chops' is a sexual move in which two males ejaculate in either ear of a partner in such a way that the semen drips down the side of their face, creating the impression of sideburns or 'Mutton Chops'

sideburns that usually apply to gay people or faggots, example: elvis.

one stage up from "you beauty!".

easily applied in a sporting context but generally a handy universal phrase, shortened to just mutton chop if you like.

When a male gets a girl to reach climax by rubbing his mutton chops on her clit.