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A Mutch is a male who is both desperate and in the friend-zone. He will forever struggle to get the girl he wants, but will be her best friend. Your girls best mate, that you need not worry about because he looks like he's from flushed away.
Lad 1 - Oh I saw your girl with some lad the other day, everything ok?
Lad 2 - Yeah don't worry he's a Mutch.
Lad 1 - Oh poor lad. Thats the worst thing on this planet.
Lad 2 - Yeah don't worry he's a Mutch.
Lad 1 - Oh poor lad. Thats the worst thing on this planet.
by stonedisland November 14, 2019
May 17 Word of the Day
Briefly, "the realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own." Originally from the Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows, which has a lot more beautiful neologism definitions like this you might enjoy.
by rednos January 10, 2013
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A kid that seems to be extremely attractive with the ideal sized penis for every situation. He enjoys to fight and tell kids off and stand up for oneself. Girls find him to be extremely attractive and everyone wants a little piece. Sometimes when in a bad mood will screw around with girls heads just because he feels like he can.
by who;) November 15, 2010