by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 14, 2021
by bush3102 June 30, 2020
A patch of hair that grows underneath the noses of males that The Fawker oftentimes says he would like to see people he is squaring off in a fight with cram up their anus.
“Cram that mustache up your ass!!”
by I never get shot December 27, 2018
"It's a real shame that third wave feminism has churned out the most self-important mustaches since the Temperance Movement."
by laxt79 January 23, 2020
Derived from an occupy human rights video in which a man steps inside a residence and performs an illegal search and arrest all because he had a mustache that gave others the impression that he held some kind of real authority.
Guy- Man that guy had some real mustache authority going in their house like that in that video
Girl- Dude he didn't even have a mustache...
Girl- Dude he didn't even have a mustache...
by B3K4H November 11, 2015
by mrscolonelsanders December 15, 2017
Guy 1 - Man I was down on her so long and she came so hard.
Guy 2 - She hit you with that Mustache Cream.
Guy 1 - Hell yeah, mustache cream
oral cunnilingus face sex mustache cream
Guy 2 - She hit you with that Mustache Cream.
Guy 1 - Hell yeah, mustache cream
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by FoxyG October 26, 2013