Slang term for the woman who is married or dating a man that is actually homosexual.
Ryan Seacrest's new mustache is Berit Heitmann. He just dumped a Victoria Secret model.
by bush3102 June 30, 2020
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A patch of hair that grows underneath the noses of males that The Fawker oftentimes says he would like to see people he is squaring off in a fight with cram up their anus.
Cram that mustache up your ass!!”
by I never get shot December 27, 2018
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"It's a real shame that third wave feminism has churned out the most self-important mustaches since the Temperance Movement."
by laxt79 January 23, 2020
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Derived from an occupy human rights video in which a man steps inside a residence and performs an illegal search and arrest all because he had a mustache that gave others the impression that he held some kind of real authority.
Guy- Man that guy had some real mustache authority going in their house like that in that video
Girl- Dude he didn't even have a mustache...
by B3K4H November 11, 2015
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When two males grow mustaches at the same time and keep them trimmed in the same fashion.
Jimmy wanted to be mustache bros with Tim, but Tim rejected the idea and shaved his mustache off.
by mrscolonelsanders December 15, 2017
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When a girl sits on a man's face during oral sex and she creams.
Guy 1 - Man I was down on her so long and she came so hard.

Guy 2 - She hit you with that Mustache Cream.

Guy 1 - Hell yeah, mustache cream
oral cunnilingus face sex mustache cream
by FoxyG October 26, 2013
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