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Granules of cocaine that have settled into the sniffer's facial hair, primarily in the mustache area. These can be formed from shakey hands, bad aim, or excessive nose hair which can act as a filter to larger debris.
Mikey must have snorted some cocaine in the bathroom because he has enough mustache dandruff to make Bobcat Goldthwait say, "I can't feel my face".
by Cpt.BAMF January 12, 2021
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May 19 Word of the Day
Voluntarily Celibate.
A person who chooses to be celibate. Can be for any given amount of time, for a short period or for their entire life. Can be for religious reasons or not.

related: incel
-Priests are volcel (or at least they're supposed to be).

-Gary was so upset after the divorce he became volcel for the rest of his life.
by kay_see October 23, 2007
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