A musson is a teenager who tries deperately to be cool. The only thing he talks abut is drug deals. A musson usually sits and plays SNES in his basement all day, or pretending he likes something that he doesnt, so he can look cool.
"Yo look at that musson over there"
"yeah what a noob"
by Musskins May 10, 2007
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Is a stud who smashes everyone in sports and always finishes on top. Nevering going down without a fight.
by Speedy gonzales1972 April 10, 2010
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A disease that affects those with girlfrinds, however is only affects 1 in 6. Symptoms include phantom stomach pain sulking in the corner and using a whiny moapy voice when talking to the mentioned girlfriend.
Dan can't come camping this weekend because he has the mussons.

Why is he acting so weird, oh he has the mussins.
by corben dallas 44 May 01, 2009
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the hotest and sexiest person on the earth, all the girls want to have s** with him
henri musson is so henri musson
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A fag with a baseball bat for a cock
Damn that eric guy have a baseball bat
Eric musson is a guy with a big dick
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