A Muslim Circumcision is when 2 guys lay on their backs with their penises standing straight up and someone throws an airplane with a razor attached into them.
Doctor: Good news Mrs Adams! You had twins. How would you like them circumcised?
Mrs Adams: Let's go with the Muslim Circumcision route.
Mrs Adams: Let's go with the Muslim Circumcision route.
by Awwtism December 23, 2018
When you’re taking a shit and the lightbulb in the bathroom explodes causing you to aggressively shit your pants
by The Shitler January 07, 2021
by Smilequeen January 31, 2021
Someone who is of middle-eastern origin (doesn't have to be muslim) who uses their sand sleaze to pick up A Perfect 6.
by reallifedefz May 16, 2016
by MortenKinnieAndProud September 21, 2021
A follower of the understanding of Islam that seeks to free Islam from the shackles of conservatism and fundamentalism (Islamism and Wahhabism/Salafism), return to reason and adapt with the modern-day and age.
by Progressive Islam April 25, 2021
Muslims who learn Islam from quotes on Instagram and argue with people over something they shouldn't argue about.
She's an Insta Muslim, don't reply to her.
by cheekylads January 13, 2019

