A Muslim Circumcision is when 2 guys lay on their backs with their penises standing straight up and someone throws an airplane with a razor attached into them.
Doctor: Good news Mrs Adams! You had twins. How would you like them circumcised?
Mrs Adams: Let's go with the Muslim Circumcision route.
by Awwtism December 23, 2018
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When you’re taking a shit and the lightbulb in the bathroom explodes causing you to aggressively shit your pants
Tom: damn I just experienced the Muslim flea flicker.

Brandon: holy shit dude, are you ok?
by The Shitler January 07, 2021
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Faiza, Fatima, Insha, Alizeh, Aliza, Khansa, Aiza, Imaan, Maham, Fara.
Some muslim girl names. May be useful!
by Smilequeen January 31, 2021
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Someone who is of middle-eastern origin (doesn't have to be muslim) who uses their sand sleaze to pick up A Perfect 6.
Bro did you see Ajmal fuck up like 3 butter faces last night?? He really is a Muslim Slugger!
by reallifedefz May 16, 2016
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A virgin muslim whos name is either Mary or Maryam
"are u coming to the party"
"no i cant i have plans with Mary The Virgin Muslim Solider"
by MortenKinnieAndProud September 21, 2021
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A follower of the understanding of Islam that seeks to free Islam from the shackles of conservatism and fundamentalism (Islamism and Wahhabism/Salafism), return to reason and adapt with the modern-day and age.
Liberal Muslims are much more tolerant and rational than Salafists.
by Progressive Islam April 25, 2021
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Muslims who learn Islam from quotes on Instagram and argue with people over something they shouldn't argue about.
She's an Insta Muslim, don't reply to her.
by cheekylads January 13, 2019
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